REWARD:
STILL MISSING: (since May 17, '18)
Reward $300 for any info leading to the return
of my doeling born 2-23-18 on my farm in Dayton, Texas
Taken from her "stall" in the middle of the night.
She is roaned, covered in moonspots and has blue eyes.
We have a description of a suspicious vehicle and it's driver.
The person who took her can: live in hiding and fear of prosecution, or can return her home, and receive pardon and peace.
Reward $300 for any info leading to the return
of my doeling born 2-23-18 on my farm in Dayton, Texas
Taken from her "stall" in the middle of the night.
She is roaned, covered in moonspots and has blue eyes.
We have a description of a suspicious vehicle and it's driver.
The person who took her can: live in hiding and fear of prosecution, or can return her home, and receive pardon and peace.
To: the thief who stole 2018 doeling "River Dance"
Should you be so bold as to try again
know that we are ready for you.
And as you already know,
the Police Department
is located less than 200 yards
from our back pasture.
We filed a police report
with suspect's name and address.
We did not leak the name into the goat community.
Suffice it to say,
"Local goat breeders: be wary".
However, the local goat community is aware of her missing
as are the major Nigerian Dwarf Goat registries.
Indeed, her pic has been shared nationally.
She is very unique in appearence
and thus easy to identify.
Recall that the penalty for a Class A Misdemeanor is:
* up to $4,000 fine
* up to 12 months in jail
* or both
However, should you care to do business honorably,
"like everyone else"
then we will treat you honorably
"like everyone else"
after you treat us honorably
and return her home to us.
know that we are ready for you.
And as you already know,
the Police Department
is located less than 200 yards
from our back pasture.
We filed a police report
with suspect's name and address.
We did not leak the name into the goat community.
Suffice it to say,
"Local goat breeders: be wary".
However, the local goat community is aware of her missing
as are the major Nigerian Dwarf Goat registries.
Indeed, her pic has been shared nationally.
She is very unique in appearence
and thus easy to identify.
Recall that the penalty for a Class A Misdemeanor is:
* up to $4,000 fine
* up to 12 months in jail
* or both
However, should you care to do business honorably,
"like everyone else"
then we will treat you honorably
"like everyone else"
after you treat us honorably
and return her home to us.